29 September 2006
Guidelines 57 - 58
57. You shall not ticket a little old lady for walking too slow.

This is just wrong. If a high school senior student couldn't make it across the intersection before the light changed, what makes you think an 82 year old woman with a cane carrying groceries can? Here's a bright idea, officer, help her carry her groceries instead of giving her a ticket. What in the world ever happened to compassion?

58. You shall wipe the toilet when you are done.

he sad thing is I am not even talking about my little boys (ages five and seven) or even my husband. I am not discussing the male gender at all. As a woman, one that sits down to pee, I am trying to figure out (still, 24 hours later) how a woman can (a) manage to pee on the seat and (b) why on earth you don't wipe it up. Let me tell you...we have four stalls in the women's restroom. I went into the first stall...the seat was wet. I moved on to the second stall...the seat was wet. I went to the third stall...the seat was wet. I went into the stall for the physically disabled and it was dry. So I felt bad but I really really needed to go and since classes let out yesterday for the law students....

No, of course I didn't wipe it up. If I am not related to you, I do not clean up after your bodily fluids. If I am related to you, the only way I am cleaning up after you bodily fluids is if you are sick and didn't make it to the batrhroom. If you are healthy, do it yourself. I don't pee behind the toilet so I am not cleaning it up. My sons even know to wipe off the toilet seat if they miss. Why can't adult women do the same?
posted by -atomik kitten @ 9:46 AM  
2 Comments:
  • At 12:21 PM, Anonymous casper said…

    probably for the same reason men cannot lift the seat up! you know the worst part of that is the people who do these things are also the ones who don't wash their hands after going to the restroom!

     
  • At 3:26 PM, Blogger The Little Woman said…

    LOL - Well my men (husband and sons) not only lift the seat but put it back down...otherwise mommy finds passive aggressive ways to remind you...such as flushing the toilet while they arei n the shower.

     
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