42. You shall not use charity money to pay for a dominatrix.
Okay, so to each his own. If you like to get freaky in bed, hey, that's up to you. Just pay for it with your own funds. Don't embezzle money from a charity to get your freak on. That's just wrong. You know you'll probably go to hell for that, right? That is just all kinds of wrong.
Example of Natural Stupidity
So I am sure you are wondering what thing could be even stupider than Cruise joining up with Scientology? Well let me tell you: he bought a sonogram machine to watch the baby grow in Katie Holmes' belly. So the guy who expects little Katie to go through child birth without uttering a sound (I've given birth naturally and let me tell you, that is impossible to do completely silent; even with drugs, you still grunt!) is now going to bounce soundwaves off the baby's body. The guy that thinks it will cause the baby to have psychology issues if mommy is making noise during childbirth is now going to invade the baby's sanctity (which the womb is actually quite loud what with two heart beats, blood rushing, and the mother's voice) with sounds that will cause a baby to appear on a screen. Do you know why babies move during sonograms? Because the sound makes them uncomfortable.
I was? Well I better go check it out. These are all of the "old guidelines" when I was over at blog-city. They are all moved now and tonight you'll get two more NEW ones. I usually post them separately as opposed to two - five in a post. I just wanted to get them all moved.
Psst... You were blogged about on Blogdumps. I absolutely love your obvoius guidelines!