03 July 2007
Best joke EVER
Okay I stole this from Becki's blog. You can find her if you click the button that says "Vote for Becki".

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman sitting alone at the bar. He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s it going?”

She turns around, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Save the small talk buddy, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean…It doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.”

And he responded, eyes wide with interest…

“No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”


posted by -atomik kitten @ 7:29 PM  
  • At 8:42 PM, Blogger Rebecca said…

    Yeah, sure, go ahead - steal mhy joke. LMBO!!!!!

    Seriously, it IS funny! I stole it from my hubby's email!


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