 1. Because it's been several months and I think I've finally recovered from burn out.
2. Because my lists are funnier than David Letterman's. If you don't believe me - check out my archives.
3. Because I selfishly want more traffic and comments.
4. Because I am insanely bored.
5. Did you know that the term insanity is not a true psychological diagnosis?
6. Okay, now I'm just rambling.
7. Because I know all of you missed me during my very long hiatus.
8. Because I could probably think of 13 misconceptions I just had after seeing a Lanocaine commercial - when she was tossing all those tubes at him they vaguely looked like tampons from where I am sitting.
9. Because the news fodder is now providing ample material for my amusement.
10. Because Quaker baked cheddar snack mix is the best and it gives me an excuse to eat it.
11. Yes, number ten is too completely true!
12. Because I am forced to watch CNN practically all day at work.
13. Because you know you love me...Labels: thursday thirteen |
You cheated on #11!
Ah well, at least it IS funnier than some late night TV lists out there.