31 July 2007
Disruptive Peeps
Okay so the university police gave out a little tri-fold on safety considerations when dealing with disruptive people.

The words disruptive people are huge. I thought, "Are they trying to tell me something? Surely not...I mean, uh, since everyone got one."

So I now present MY list on how to deal with disruptive peeps..

1. Carry a big stick

2. Do not be afraid to swing the big stick.

3. Aim for the head or the knees.

4. Start praying for them...out loud...

5. Take a firm body posture, use an authoritative tone and firmly tell them in an even manner that you forgot to take your medication this morning and the other personalities are not enjoying the public spectacle and demand "satisfaction".

What do you think?

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posted by -atomik kitten @ 2:38 PM  
1 Comments:
  • At 4:29 PM, Blogger Dr.John said…

    I think you could go just a bit farther and tell them you are trying to control the voices before it happens again and they aren't helping.

     
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