Know what happens when FC-15 wants in your lap? He makes a running leap but can't quite pull his fat butt up...but then, he's got claws. So he just embeds them into your thighs and pulls himself on up...and then you scream and hope he lets loose before you strangle him.
On another note, I am so going to quit buying Pup Dog any dog toys. He prefers plastic bowls and they are SO much cheaper!
