To help you get ready for hump day tomorrow, I am going to tell you a really tacky joke. Don't worry, no comedians were harmed by being put out of a job by my telling such a bad joke.
There's a woman that gets on a city bus and she's holding her baby. The bus driver says, "Good grief! That is such an ugly baby! I've never seen a baby that ugly in all my life!" The woman gets mad and slams her change into the till and huffs to the back.
She sits down next to this guy and he notices she is upset. He asked her what was wrong and she said that the bus driver offended her.
He said, "He can't talk to you like that. He's a public servant! He ought to be ashamed of himself saying something offensive like that."
She said, "You're right! I'm going to march right up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
He said, "Yes you should! Do you want me to hold your pet monkey for you while you go?"
Haha!!!