The boys went with me to Sprawl-Mart today. You see, it is tradition that as far as Mother’s Day presents go…I pick it out for myself. Now this doesn’t let my dear husband off the hook. He still has to make sure the cards are bought.

This year I received a pink Bunco set and an S-barrel curling iron. Of course the curling iron came with the standard warning about not forcing the plug into an outlet, don’t let little children play with it, don’t use it on wet hair, don’t use it and hairspray at the same time, and (my personal favorite) a picture of an eye next to a curling iron with little heat squiggles coming off of it that says, “Caution – This product can burn eyes.” It makes me wonder…who tried to curl their lashes with a curling iron? Not just any curling iron. This curling iron has 2” barrels – three of them. Who tried this and why wasn’t it on the news for us all to enjoy and poke fun at?

Labels: funny-ness, stupidity