09 March 2007
Guideline 89
89. If you plan to commit suicide, do it the right way.

I know it is a free country...and I do not condone suicide. I'm just saying that two men that get together to kill themselves by cutting off their own arms should realize that, well, once you cut off three of the four arms...you are kinda screwed.

Yeah, I know that people can do some weird stuff with their feet. I can pick up practically anything (within reason) off the floor with my toes. Yet I still doubt (extensively) that I could manage to cut off one of my arms. Not that I'd want to.

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posted by -atomik kitten @ 9:42 PM  
2 Comments:
  • At 10:53 AM, Blogger Mert said…

    Ummm, wow... You know, it's not very Christian of me, but I think they should let people like this remove themselves from the gene pool.;)

     
  • At 12:16 PM, Anonymous ReY said…

    HIV positive and spilling all that blood. How considerate.

    Gives "overkill" a whole new meaning. Then again, seeing that they failed, maybe not.

    I'm pretty sure its entirely possible to chop off one arm with just, er, one arm. But considering that they were suicidal in the first place, plus the amount of blood they must have lost already, coming up with a new plan probably wasn't their strong suit.

     
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