27 December 2006
Thirteen Great Tag Lines

1. Happier than a dead pig in the sunshine.
2. Slicker than opossum snot on a hen house door.
4. I honor my personality flaws for without them, I would have no personality.
5. Don't tell my mom I'm a paralegal. She thinks I play the piano for a whore house in Texas.
6. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
7. I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
8. A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
9. This is more entertaining than a one legged man at a butt kicking contest.
10. That's more messed up than a soup sandwich.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was worth it.
12. Never pet a burning dog.
13. You aren't drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
posted by -atomik kitten @ 7:09 PM  
  • At 8:20 AM, Anonymous maggie said…

    Don't stand on the curb on trash day.

    Happy TT and New Year

  • At 8:32 AM, Blogger Skittles said…

    Those were great :) Thanks for dropping by mine!

  • At 8:36 AM, Blogger Caylynn said…

    LOL! :D Those are hilarious! I particularly like #3. :D

  • At 9:43 AM, Blogger Shannon said…

    Oh gosh! #3 had me cracking up!

    Happy Thursday!

  • At 9:54 AM, Blogger Chickadee said…

    Those are great! I"m going to have to share the C DOS run with my husband...he will appreciate that one. And the one with the halo doesn't have to fall far to become a noose...that's another good one.

    My 13 are up. I moved my blog so this is my first 13 in my new digs.

  • At 9:55 AM, Anonymous Becky said…

    Those are great! Happy TT & have a Blessed New Year!

  • At 10:02 AM, Anonymous she said…

    #3 is great.

    I offer up the following from my magnet collection to your list:

    "I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by."

    "I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."

    "I took a personality test and failed."

    "We gave away the kids. The cats were allergic."

  • At 10:56 AM, Blogger N. Mallory said…

    I went to college in the deep South and one of the boys I had a crush on used to say, "It'll be more fun than a moonpie on a Saturday."

  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger annb said…

    Great TT! Thanks for visiting mine - I, too, am in Oklahoma. Visit again sometime!

  • At 11:21 AM, Anonymous Missy said…

    LOL I love it! Here's one from my neck of the woods: Arkansas.

    "That's neater than a tree full of hoot-owl babies."

  • At 12:29 PM, Blogger ChupieandJ'smama said…

    Those are really funny! I love number 13 (I've been # 13). Thanks for visiting and Happy TT!

  • At 12:36 PM, Blogger {Karla} said…

    funny funny funny!

    Happy T13


  • At 1:04 PM, Blogger Angela/SciFiChick said…

    Too funny! Great list.

  • At 1:54 PM, Blogger Teena said…

    Ha! #11 is a good one!!

    My TT13 is up too :)

  • At 4:49 PM, Anonymous ~Kathryn~ said…

    LOL these are great !!

    thanks for droppign by my TT

  • At 5:17 PM, Blogger Joan said…

    Great ones! My TT is also posted.

  • At 7:02 PM, Anonymous s@m said…

    Some of those are so strange. LOL!

    LOL @ #2!

    Happy TT!

  • At 8:10 PM, Blogger mistihollrah said…

    These are great! My list is posted...

    Parenting & Discipline

  • At 10:49 PM, Anonymous dawn said…

    These are great - I like #11

    Happy TT

  • At 4:56 AM, Blogger Dragonheart said…

    Very funny! :) Thanks for the laughs.

  • At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Jenny Ryan said…

    Funny! :D

  • At 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Great quotes and so funny. Thanks for dropping by mine!

  • At 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sophisticated Writer

    The above comment is mine. Sorry forgot to sign in ;)

  • At 5:56 PM, Blogger queenbusick said…

    now that's funny!

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