1. Happier than a dead pig in the sunshine. 2. Slicker than opossum snot on a hen house door. 3. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN 4. I honor my personality flaws for without them, I would have no personality. 5. Don't tell my mom I'm a paralegal. She thinks I play the piano for a whore house in Texas. 6. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried. 7. I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. 8. A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose. 9. This is more entertaining than a one legged man at a butt kicking contest. 10. That's more messed up than a soup sandwich. 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was worth it. 12. Never pet a burning dog. 13. You aren't drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Those are great! I"m going to have to share the C DOS run with my husband...he will appreciate that one. And the one with the halo doesn't have to fall far to become a noose...that's another good one.
My 13 are up. I moved my blog so this is my first 13 in my new digs.
Don't stand on the curb on trash day.
Happy TT and New Year