We go out for ice cream after church. I can get, like, three junior cones from Braum's for just a couple of bucks. Today, though, I've been stricken by Montezuma's Revenge. Actually I've had it since Thursday. I'm not sick. I have irritable bowel syndrome. It used to be really bad to where we had to worry about me getting dehydrated, but since I had my hysterectomy a few years ago it hasn't been so bad. This is the worst it has been in a long time. I don't even want to leave the house. I've resorted to rice and fat free chicken broth for sustenance.
The Cop Magnet just left for the store to get the stuff to make the boys some black cow floats. It's the best I can do for now.