My how time flies...
Monkey Butt will be six in October. Here it is about 10:30 at night on Saturday. He's spending the night with Nana Beachy. Bry-onicle and Star Squarepants are watching TV in their room. Me and The Cop Magnet were listening to the news. I started flipping through channels.
Me: Wow.
TCM: What?
Me: We've really changed in the last six years.
TCM: How so?
Me: Remember when I was pregnant with Monkey Butt? We couldn't wait to watch Jackass.
TCM: Yeah.
Me: Apparently we are big kids now. Because we are sitting here listening to the debate on Fox News about whether if Giliana (sic) makes it to be president whether or not he'll let his wife sit in on the cabinet.
TCM: That's messed up. We're getting old. I'm doing statistics and you've cooked all day, read the Easter story, dyed eggs, did outreach at the church, and are sitting there crocheting. Damn, we're old.
Me: Yeah, but my butt still looks better than yours.Labels: gruesome twosome on the lose |
