They can't take me anywhere... I cannot be in public. Why you ask? Because I will embarrass them if they try to embarrass me.
After a hearty little fight in the easter candy aisle, we made it back up to the register. I look at Monkey Butt and say, "Hey - you wanna wrestle?" He says, "Yeah!" Bry-onicle says, "Me too!" The guy in line between me says, "Lady it looks to me like you got your hands full!"
So they both come at me at the same time (yes the line was long and we were bored). I grab Bry-onicle by the right arm and twist it behind his back and I catch Monkey Butt by the ear.
"Am I the winner? Do I win?" I taunt over and over.
"Yes! Yes!" they cry...
I turn around and look at the guy...
"Seems to me like they are the ones with their hands full...not me."
Bry-onicle says, "We can't take you anywhere without a scene..."Labels: family misadventures |
That's too funny, when I was a kid my mom used to wear weird things on her head and holler my name all across the store. Of course I never answered her LOL.
I know this is off topic, but I posted my first TT (thursday thirteen) today. Tell me what you think :-D!