Time to play my new favorite game, boys and girls...it's time to play Out of context...the blog game that shows you, my adoring public my readers, how the peeps surfed on in this week.
Through Google, it was everything from smileyourmomchoselife.org to semen stains and cheating wives on March 17...St. Patrick's Day - wow...I hope that cheating wife didn't pinched...or worse.
On March 19th, the blog had google strippers (and to think...it was my blog and I wasn't even invited)...
On March 20th, I joined the ranks of the not ticklish, unconformed folks that blog about midget strippers. You know, I swear...you just talk about midget strippers one time with your doctor and your blog goes to crap...I'm telling you.
On the first day of spring, for once I got something that just might apply to me... Someone found me by googling upci (which is my church denomination). No, buspar does not make me lazy - it made me get Febreze happy. I quit taking that crap. I really couldn't sleep...it made these bouts of insomnia look like a freaking cake walk.
March 22 - when did I talk about sedating a cat with Benedryl? My cats are a member of my family...so that means that if I decided to sedate them, I wouldn't use Benedryl.. Nyquil and duct tape are my tools of choice thank you very much.
Now take THAT and twist it out of context Mr. Google!Labels: fun with search engines |
