1. What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud.
2. What do you call pink fluff? Pink fluff.
3. What do you call blue fluff? Pink fluff holding its breath.
4. Why did the sucker cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken.
5. Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
6. What is invisible and smells like carrots? A rabbit fart.
7. Once upon a time, two muffins were baking in the oven. The first muffin says, "Man it's hot in here!" The second one says, "Oh my word!! A talking muffin!"
8. One day a redneck farmer goes to the farmer's market and asks, "Do you have any donkeys?" The man says, "Yes, but we call them asses." "Okay, and I need a rooster too, do you have any?" "Yes, but we call them cockrells. Will that do?" "Yes, gimme one of those too." When he got home he found that both of his animals behaved badly. He called his wife and said, "You bend down and grab my cock while I slap my ass!"
9. What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
10. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
11. What's the difference between an extreme feminist and a pitt bull? Lipstick.
12. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time. (Sorry, I ran out of short jokes)
Hee hee! The gorilla one made me giggle. Thanks for posting these, there are some I had forgotten about... my daughter is in the joke faze, LOL! I really love the rabbit fart one.
I am going to share number 5 with my students this morning!