22 January 2007
Guideline 83
83. You shall not drink vodka during jury duty.

Faster than planted fingerprints, more powerful than an ill fitting glove...it is Drunk Juror!!

I just don't even know what else to say. I mean, can't you do something to get yourself dismissed do something prior to showing up to get yourself dismissed?
posted by -atomik kitten @ 8:11 PM  
  • At 7:26 AM, Anonymous ReY said…

    Maybe that's what he was trying to do (get himself dismissed I mean).

  • At 8:19 AM, Blogger The Little Woman said…

    Okay, I misworded what I meant to say (I was trying to watch Heroes). Do something else BEFORE you start jury duty to get yourself dismissed. LOL

  • At 9:59 AM, Blogger Lisa Knight said…

    Not always, I lost my job (not directly becasue of, but indirectly) because I was tied up for over a month in court. Lesson learned, when they ask if you can view autopsy video SAY NO. I was juror #2 on a double homicide, wish I could have had a nip! Maybe I wouldn't have had nightmares for a year after.

  • At 10:01 AM, Blogger Lisa Knight said…

    I should also add that our courts did not allow us to bring in any food or drink. If we went long the balif would bring us a little cup of water if needed...

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